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|Joshua stepped up to a whole new level, I saw the toaster oven on and guess
what he was "cooking' SNAILS!
Yes, SNAILS.... I was like, "OMG are you kidding me!"
|The Things Children Do!
The Funniest Stuff Kids Have done as described by their parents!
|Never do these things at home or anywhere!
Serious bodily injury (That means pain) and or insult may result.
Nobody wants to see you hurt or disfigured.
Always ask an adult and or legal guardian (Your Babysitter, mother or Father) before doing,
experimenting, or playing with anything.
When your parent or Guardian says "No", theres a good reason for it and it is usually to protect you.
We had to unplug the new vacuum (piece of junk). The good thing is, boys who like to tinker can use a project..
So Jake got to work with a chopstick digginj dirt out of the hose .
How disgusting, but gratifying to him, though!
Lately I am finding screws around the house & I can't figure out where they have come from. I just caught Jag
standing in front of the cook-top stove with a screw in his hand. I said, "what are you doing?".
He said "this just came loose".
I'm having a little bit of a heart attack...Sawyer trying to do her standing back handsprings..
by herself, on our mats! I am pretty sure she might actually break her neck (she lands a little
on her face every time), but she won't give up...
Is it too much to ask that a child sit @ the table without any yelling, burping, farting, singing throwing food, spitting things on
your plate or crawling under the table? Can we JUST eat dinner & have some nice family conversation?
I was cleaning up the house a bit (this is necessary when the Jag man spends time with dad at home). As I pick up his cars
and backpack I think wow, this is heavy! So, like any mom (not dad) would do...I open it. I didn't find books like I expected...
I found a package of frozen meat & 3 glasses. LOL
My poor Kendall wants the dog to sleep in her room SOOOOOOO badly. She has bribed him with pepperoni sticks, cheese, and when the
treat is gone...he bolts! I found him wandering around the kitchen with a blankie on his back. I should have taken a picture....she loves him
Kids are upstairs playing & Kaelin comes downstairs to ask me something. I say to her,
please make sure you are including your brother (she has a friend over). Before I can finish
my sentence she says, "We ARE, he's the dog & he's in his kennel right now".
Jag comes over & I notice his face is green. I walk over to investigate (please not the sharpie) & I find his hands, the floor & carpet are
also green. Turns out one of my children left a "dippin' stick" on the counter full of GREEN coolaid. Did I mention I JUST had my carpets
As I was leaving to pick up the girls, Jag heads out to the car (or so I think). A few minutes go by & I follow, no Jag. I call his
name & he comes around the corner he is holding 6 green tomatoes (this is not the 1st time). Between him & the weather I am
pretty sure I won't get a single tomato from the garden this year!
I Have long since abandoned the child lock theory (Jaeger can open them so why bother). When I put them
on I used the expensive kind that open with a magnet. They are still on the cabinets but are locked
open........can anyone guess what is currently happening at my house? And does anyone have a magnet
laying around.....it's kinda urgent!
Joshua the Houdini of "baby locks" got disinfecting wipes and is "cleaning". He said "I make the messes I clean them" Not entirely true
but hey if it helps him clean I will buy more..keep cleaning 'Lil' dude
Joshua was talking to my dad saying "Gwass, No GWASS wike a wightbulb..G.W.ASS" (he thought he heard glass break outside).
Then he comes over to me & says quietly "Is your dad deaf?" Grandpa said "No I am not deaf do you speak english?"
Apparently my son thinks my dog doesn't need her entire ear and cut it in
half with a scissor... I did not realize how vascular the ear is... My house
looked like a murder scene... No joke!
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The boys hid my purse in the garage the other day. My mom, Beca and I searched for
about 10 minutes before the boys finally came forward and admitted guilt! Nice, eh?
Hubby took the Jag man on a road trip. This means I only have two kids to take care of. Wow
what a difference 1 Jag makes. I miss the little booger though! Anyone who tells you that the
jump from 2 to 3 kids is no big deal is lying!!
True kids stories
of the not yet so
Very irritated that Joshua took my cell last night and hid it, now he doesn't
remember where it is...
I didnt have a car 4 a year due to money problems and I was crying one day because none of my so called 'friends' would help me,
then my 4 year old son tore up his toy box and got his play money and handed to me and said, ''here mommy please dont cry,now u
can buy a car'' and I cried and cried. . .
|I heard clanking in the kitchen and this is what I found...
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