|The Funniest stuff kids say at the darndest times!
|Kanani decided to try a new sport this season, paddling. She is so excited! But she said,
"mom, it feels really good to go out of my comfort zone." :)
|Kahiau, cam home form school with the knees ripped out of his jeans so i told him to throw them away.
He said, " no, mom I can still wear these, I will just tell people I bought them from the Gap". :)
|Child: "Mom... Anthony wanted me to draw a monkey because I wanted the ball with the mustache
because I'm the yellow ninja."
|We think its important that parents
All kids say "I don't like you or, "I hate
you" (MOM or Dad)" Try not to take it
It is just the only way kids know how
to express their discontent at the
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|On our way home from swim team a cat ran across the road, it was white. Kaelin says "Mom when I get older you are going to get
me a white cat, then when I move out I will take it with me and think of you every time I look at it, then when you die I will hold it in
my lap & cry for like 3 days".......Geez, the stuff kids say! Why do I always have to die in her stories??
|An irregular post: < Stuff Moms say and Do! >
Kids are in bed with jammies inside out and a spoon under the pillow. Did you
know this means we will have snow when we wake up?
|So, my lovely Kahiau said my butt looks like a mushroom, and not just any mushroom, but the
mushroom on Super Mario Bros. That can't be a good thing! :/
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|I remember when my oldest child and I were watching reruns of the old "Leave it to Beaver" television show. She was
about 3 or 4 yrs old at the time and as we watched the show, she turned to me and very seriously asked, " Mommy, what
was the world like when everything was black and white?" #lol
|Joshua..."Hey, you know when I grow up I wanna be an artist, on paper".
|Went for a twilight walk with the boogie child tonight.
I asked her, "what are you going to do for the last 6 days of being 5 years old?"
She replies with a deep sigh... " I 'll just enjoy being 5, I guess."
|I was trying to play Words With Friends on my phone and my 4 year old kept
climbing on me. I told him he could sit with me if he could be still. He agreed. That
lasted less than a minute when he said "Nope Mom, a body has got to move".
|David just told Asia she wasn't very hip....she said "anyone who
says hip isn't very hip".....kracked me up...then she said, "you're
about as hip as my Grandpa"
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|Owen (4 year old) says I'm not supposed to tell Daddy when
there is a spider, so he can get bit and be Spiderman. And I
have to make his suit.
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|My Child, SAVANNAH: mom I don't like spaghetti.. I really don't
like Italian food.. Well except for pizza!!
My other child ELIJAH: you mean you don't like French bread?
SAVANNAH: Elijah that's French!!!
I love their conversations! LOLL