1. The Elf's Ant------------------------------------------------------------

2. The Con-Troll ----------------------------------------------------------

3. None Ya Biz ------------------------------------------------------------

4. Soular Plexus ----------------------------------------------------------

5. Little No-peep ---------------------------------------------------------

6. Rudy Toot-toot --------------------------------------------------------

7. Thy Kingdom Come --------------------------------------------------

8. Little Larry & The ladybug------------------------------------------

9. I Don't use Glue To Tie my Shoe----------------------------------

10. Little Tony & his Phony Pony-------------------------------------

11. Somedays--------------------------------------------------------------

12. Me doggie-------------------------------------------------------------

13. Caren & Sharen------------------------------------------------------

14. The Magnificent Brain---------------------------------------------

15. The Fairy Grandmother--------------------------------------------

16. Ed the Sprinkler Head---------------------------------------------

17. Poor Otis---------------------------------------------------------------

18. The Stupid Story-----------------------------------------------------

19. What's a Skip to do?------------------------------------------------

20. Neither Here, Nor There------------------------------------------

21. Sambo-------------------------------------------------------------------

22. My Busy C.-------------------------------------------------------------

23. The Hairy Fairies-----------------------------------------------------

24. The Leopard & Cheetah-------------------------------------------

25. The Little Boy who Blew his Nose------------------------------

26. Acrobat Cat------------------------------------------------------------

27. Little Lost One--------------------------------------------------------

28. Smarts Don't it?------------------------------------------------------

29. Dreams Of Good Things-------------------------------------------

30. The Good Old Oak Tree-------------------------------------------

31. Rabbit Food is Good for You!-----------------------------------
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The poor little boy was confused at the
snobbish reaction to his name.
Later that evening the boy went into the
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over the hot stove and the friend was making
a salad.
The little boy asked the friend, What was she
doing?
And the friend replied through puffy, teared,
red eyes, and a stuffy nose,and said,
"Chopin an-nonyion".
Now the little boy got angry! And said, "You
can chop anything you like, but don't be cuttin’
up my name!"
And he stormed out of the kitchen!

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None ~ Ya ~ Biz

There once was a little boy, who's name was
None Ya Biz.
His mother had invited a friend over for dinner,
and when the friend asked the little boy what
his name was, he politely replied,"None-Ya".
"Well fine", said the friend. If you don’t want to
tell me your name, I will just go help your
mother in the kitchen.
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